Hannibal Buress was on Conan last night and killed, because of course he did. Click the image to watch his hilarious set, then be sure to tune in to the premiere of Animal Furnace, Sunday at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
Me: You haven’t paid me in awhile, do you think you can write me a check today?
Client: No, I’ve run out of money.
Me: But last week you told me I could invoice you weekly.
Client: Yes, and you can. What’s your point?
Me: It’s been a few weeks. I’m working every day for you and keeping careful track of my hours and submitting an invoice at the end of every week, under the assumption I’ll get paid for my work.
Client: I said you could invoice me, I never said I could pay you.
Five minute chocolate avocado pudding by Kirbie’s Craving
Ingredients:
- 1 ripe small or medium avocado
- 1/4 cup cocoa powder
- 1/3 cup raw agave nectar
- 1/4 cup nonfat milk
directions:
1. Blend all ingredients into a blender until smooth and creamy. You may need to add more agave nectar depending on the size of your avocado. It’s ready to eat immediately or you can also refrigerate.
Lime, Ginger and Coconut Smoothie
This Lime, Ginger and Coconut Smoothie has just the right amount of everything. It’s tangy, tart, creamy and sweet, and it’s got a little bit of a zing to it. The combination of the lime and ginger is so extremely refreshing, they make this smoothie absolutely perfect for the hot summer days to come.
